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Should have stayed in IT

By kwsNI (Wed May 30, 2007 at 01:01:41 PM EST) (all tags)

A conversation with my boss:

Boss: We need to load the new software today. Here's the updated proceedures to verify the software load.

Me: Where's the software?

Boss: S'posed to be on the data warehouse, dunno since our network is down.

Me: Well how do I get the software if we can't access it?

Boss: Make magic happen!

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Los Angeles

By kwsNI (Wed Mar 14, 2007 at 05:14:40 PM EST) Vacation (all tags)

What is with the 40 year old women with the bodies of 20 year olds and the faces of 60 year olds? Everywhere you turn?

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Meh!!!!!1!1!11cos(0)

By kwsNI (Mon Feb 12, 2007 at 03:15:01 PM EST) Poll to come later. (all tags)

Anyone know anything about real estate law?

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So I'm sitting in a chair rigged with enough explosives...

By kwsNI (Mon Jan 15, 2007 at 10:39:25 AM EST) Things that go boom (all tags)

...to make me a smear on the ceiling 60' above, and it occurs to me I didn't see that part in the job description.

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First diary this year

By kwsNI (Wed Nov 08, 2006 at 10:31:02 AM EST) (all tags)

Has it been that long?

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Attn: MNS infidel

By kwsNI (Mon Nov 07, 2005 at 09:07:39 PM EST) (all tags)

You know what's below...

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Puppy Pictures

By kwsNI (Mon Mar 14, 2005 at 10:16:07 AM EST) (all tags)

Nothing else to see here - move along.

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Some good news for a change.

By kwsNI (Fri Nov 26, 2004 at 12:24:05 PM EST) (all tags)

I leave in an hour for the wedding rehersal. Bought this time tomorrow I'll be married.

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For Whome The Bell Tolls

By kwsNI (Thu Nov 18, 2004 at 08:06:28 PM EST) (all tags)

8 days, 18 hours remain...

But who's counting?

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STL - Boston World Series

By kwsNI (Fri Oct 22, 2004 at 07:03:44 AM EST) (all tags)

Damn, the Cards scared me for a few days. I have to give Houston a lot of credit for the season they had. It's sad to see such a spirited team end their season. But Go Cards!!!

The lady that sits behind me at work came from Houston. She's been a bit obnoxious during this series. I just saw a few coworkers stop by her desk and leave messages all over her desk and whiteboard with little jabs.

No baseball inside.

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-	I like when you put it in just a little and kind of wiggle it up and down, that's when it feels best.	12%
-	Sometimes at night, the polar bear tries to hold me, and I wake up with polar bear tears all over my shirt.	12%
-	I PUT THE WIGGLY IN THE PASTA, CAN U TASTE IT?!!	37%
-	Not right now honey, can't you see I am talking to the past?	37%

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